"Big people words"

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by gonaads, Feb 26, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Three former kindergartners were trying to become
    accustomed to first grade. The biggest hurdle they
    faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

    "You need to use ' big people' words" she'd always remind them.

    She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend.

    "I went to visit my Nana"

    "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use
    big people words!"

    She then asked Joey what he had done. "I took a ride
    on a choo-choo." he said.

    "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN, use big people
    words!"

    She then asked Eddie what he had done.

    "I read a book" he replied.

    "That's wonderful" the teacher said. "What book did
    you read?"

    Eddie thought about it, then puffed out his chest with
    great pride and said.

    "Winnie The Sh!t."
     
  2. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    :eek:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha

    clever boy

    :p :p :p
     
  3. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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  4. HMan

    HMan Guest

    Too cute:D
     
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    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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  6. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    well she said use big people words:p
     
  7. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Soooo, now if ya gotta go potty... ya better say it with "big people words".


    "Teacher, I gotta go take a crap!" :eek: :p
     
  8. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lmao, thats a good one!



    -Bert