Bible Salesman

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by chaos945, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. chaos945

    chaos945 Moderator

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    So I woke up this morning to the sound of my door bell, little did I know I was to be hit with some serious questionage. I open the door and there sit 2 women, 1 as homely as grandmother’s ass and the other hotter than hot, the hotness that comes with a world of peaceful living. Now with that in mind, in swoops the beginning to a very interesting morning, really……First question.


    Afterwards, thinking well maybe they weren’t “so” bad, I start to flip though the pamphlet they left. On the cover was a picture of kids hugging panda bears and building a big red house…….fearing the worst I cracked back the malevolently designed paperwork, dribble, dribble and crap…. into the garbage it went. I can’t believe they used the war to sell their religion, have they no scruples? Their only goal is to gain mass fanatical followers of their one god and run the world with false righteousness and “morals”.

    Check it out for yourselves, I scanned the book. And don’t answer the door early in the morning.
     
  2. chaos945

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  3. WAM

    WAM Guest

    I had a similar experience on my day off, except they were both old hags............in any case i let them ramble on for what seemed like an eternity and finally when they paused to await my reply to some inane question, I said " you do realise im an atheist neo-Nazi with Jewish parents?"

    They never returned since.
     
  4. chaos945

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    Nice!! I'd love to have a camera for the expression on their faces. The least they know about me and my beliefs the better I think, why waste my time and theirs trying to explain that they are a root of evil unto themselves.....
     
  5. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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    That's why I keep my 135 lb. uncut rottweiler chained by my front door. Ironically, the Jahovas (or anyone for that matter) don't knock anymore!:D
     
  6. Octopus

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    I got a similar situation but in my E-mail box.It says: War in Iraq: Can we find unity in our humanity? for bishop John Shelby.
    (it's all for $$$$$)

    the title doesn't match what he says:

    1. Iraq harbors terrorists. But so do Palestine, Syria, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. It is also a fact that Germany, Great Britain and the United States have been home to terrorists groups

    I believe, because this case for war against Iraq is so weak, that there has been a vigorous attempt at the highest levels of our government to link Saddam with the terrorists of 9/11. But, such a linkage has been denied in every intelligence briefing to Congress, a fact noted by the bipartisan chair and vice-chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee. But, then the war hawks shout, 'did not the citizens of Iraq cheer the September 11 attack upon the United States with parades of chanting people in the streets?' Yes, but so did many people in Syria, Saudi Arabia, Palestine, Egypt and Pakistan.
     
  7. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    We get them at the door every week :(
    Last time was 8.00am on Sunday morning :mad:
     
  8. cat826237

    cat826237 Guest

    Workable Solution

    I work the night shift and one of the guys on my crew kept getting regular visits from the Witnesses. After getting woke up 4-5 times he went to the door buck naked. Problem solved, no more wakeups.
     
  9. Nick M

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    Re: Workable Solution

    ROLF! :D That's hilarious!