Best Man Speech suggestions: Funny one liners...

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  1. ShepsCrook

    ShepsCrook Red Sox Fan!

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    Ok, so I have to write a best man speech for my brother. I don't expect anyone here to know him of course, so I guess I'm just wondering. What were some memorable one liners from weddings that you have been to?

    Funny or serious.

    I've got some ideas on what I want to do but I need more lines to skim through.
     
  2. ShepsCrook

    ShepsCrook Red Sox Fan!

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    noone has any?
     
  3. Johnny

    Johnny .. Commodore .. Political User

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    At my brothers wedding; I had all the women in the room bring up a key to table. What I did was say
    Half the women in the room brought one up. The funny thing was when I had a 80 year old women bring one up lol .. Needless to say it got a good laugh ...
     
  4. Tuffgong4

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    best one I heard was this..."Anwar as a little kid had one dream...being a doctor...then when he got older he wanted to be a cardiologist. Finally his dream ended with him getting his own practice as a gynecologist, so we all know where his heart is!!"