Bear

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Jewelzz, Mar 14, 2003.

  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    In this life I'm a woman.
    In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
    When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
    sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself
    stupid.I could deal with that, too

    When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are
    the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
    >cute cuddly cubs.I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You
    swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

    If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
    I could deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
    He expects that you will have hairy
    legs and excess body fat.

    Yup... gonna be a bear
     
  2. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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