Discussion in 'Entertainment & Sports' started by NuclearSmegma, Sep 29, 2002.

  1. NuclearSmegma

    NuclearSmegma This Space for Rent

    3-Mile Island
    A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world.

    He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him ... so he says he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

    A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.

    Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.

    A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.

    "Ha!", the man says, "can't you play it?"

    The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to fu*% it as soon as I get its pajamas off."
  2. Eve

    Eve Guest

    Very funny! :)
  3. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

    lol i think i heard it b4
    buh still a nice one :)
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    HeHE, the old ones are still the best. :D