Badgers!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by indyjones, Apr 15, 2004.

  1. indyjones

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  2. sean.ferguson

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    yea, ebaumsworld is full o' that :)
     
  3. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  4. indyjones

    indyjones OSNN.net Adventurer

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    I guessed as much :rolleyes:
     
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  6. Xie

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    mmm... badgers .. those links are evil .. as is kenya and moon song :D
     
  7. Vetrius

    Vetrius Coenfidentialityism

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    i want icons like speedy_b :(, howd you get those?
     
  8. Perris Calderon

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    someone should make one of those smack the penguin thingys with these badgers and this theme song incorporated with the flight

    who has the skill?
     
  9. falconguard

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    Those are badgers? had to turn down my Sub woke up the house with raging disco badgers. :D
     
  10. LocKStocK

    LocKStocK Smokin & Jokin

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    I've been chased down a railway track at 3am by a badger :eek:
    I've also mashed one in my old Fiesta :p
     
  11. Lee

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    Well I went for a job interview at Tesco super stores in Lundsford Park Aylesford Kent, this time last year. I walked down Castle Way from Leybourne. On my way I saw a field broken fenced, a few Chickens and a Rooster floating around. On my way to the interview I saw the lovely plumage of the Rooster.

    OK on my way back home I was walking past the field again and the Rooster was close by a fence, it came towards me and climbed/jumped through the hole in the fence. The little bustard started to run at me so I ran, it chased me up the motorway embankment for 70 metres.

    The only reason I didn't stay and fight this mofo was that I didn't want it to be squashed by the oncoming Lorries and Cars and cause a pile up. I looked a complete spanner being chased by this Rooster.

    The moral of this story is, keep away from Roosters, they're like Pimpin their ho's, it thought I was going to have one of it's Chickens and have carnal knowledge, I aint into beastiality. I felt like an utter and complete schmuck.

    It still haunts me to this day, I will take this to my grave.
     
  12. ming

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    hmm... First Henyman, then SPeedy_B. lol :p
     
  13. LocKStocK

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    LoL, interesting story Lee:)
    I had a similar incident with a very angry swan!
     
  14. X-Istence

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    swans are the best though, they are awesome either way.
     
  15. SPeedY_B

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    huh?
     
  16. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    dito.......................^^
     
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