Bad or Worse

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by DeAfGaZ, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. DeAfGaZ

    DeAfGaZ Guest

    Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
    Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

    Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
    Worse: You're in it.

    Bad: Your children are sexually active.
    Worse: With each other.

    Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.
    Worse: He looks better than you.

    Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
    Worse: As a sacrifice.

    Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
    Worse: She's a lawyer.

    Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
    Worse: For another woman.

    Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
    Worse: To enter a convent.

    Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
    Worse: She implicates you.

    Good: Hot outdoor sex.
    Bad: You're arrested.
    Worse: By your husband.

    Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.

    Good: The secretary said "yes."
    Bad: Your wife says "no."

    Good: The teacher likes your son.
    Bad: Sexually.
    Worse: He's gay.

    Good: You came home for a quickie.
    Bad: So did the postman.

    Good: You came home for a quickie.
    Bad: Your wife walks in.

    Good: You get a three-day weekend.
    Bad: You get the flu on Friday.

    Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
    Bad: It's performance art.

    Good: You go to see a strip show.
    Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

    Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
    Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

    Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
    Bad: For real.

    Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
    Bad: Your son, that is.

    Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
    Bad: She's eleven.

    Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
    Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.

    Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.
    Bad: Making a sex ed video.

    Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
    Bad: It's counterfeit.

    Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
    Bad: Your daughter's the star.

    Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
    Bad: You live downtown.

    Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
    Bad: She's coming home.

    Good: Your wife's kinky.
    Bad: With the neighbors.
    Worse: All of them.
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

    Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
    Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.
    good ones!
  3. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

    Muskegon, Michigan