Bad Habits

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy.

    The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.

    Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don't care if I die, I need a drink." The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.

    Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.

    The gay guy looks over and says, "If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead."
     
  2. random278

    random278 OSNN One Post Wonder

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  3. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Hmm
    Newbie no like??