Back on your heads now

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, May 30, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

    A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in **** up to their necks.

    The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with **** up to their noses. Guy says no again.

    Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with **** up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries.

    The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
    On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

    - Lisa

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  2. vertigo

    vertigo OSNN Senior Addict

    would've been better if the punchline wasn't in the title :p
  3. ray_gillespie

    ray_gillespie Moderator Staff Member Political User

    Birmingham, UK
    Hehe yeah that's funnier than the actual joke!

    Not bad though.