Back at the retirement center

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    90-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.Sheholds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who canguesswhat's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderlygentlemanin the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

    Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
     
  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    i dont get that... 0-year old? i get the close enough part though
     
  3. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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  4. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    got it