Automobile Acronyms ACURA Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe Ain't My Car AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Withdrawal Burns Money Well Basic Marin Wheels (Marin, California) Break My Window Break My Windshield Beastly Monstrous Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Bring My Wallet Broken Money Waster Bavarian Muck Wagon Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster (To the Driver behind one of these) Blocking My Way BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle Relies On Luck Every Time Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVY Crappy Heap in Every Vato's Yard DAEWOO Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dead On Donner Going East (Donner Pass) Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive FERRARI Fast, Exotic, Racy, Red And Really Impractical FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony! FORD First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump Fault Of Research & Development Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA F*ckin' Oakies Really Dig 'em F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge F*cker Only Rolls Downhill Four Old Rusted Doors Fails On Race Day Fails On Rainy Days (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO Good Engineering Overlooked Good Engineering Omitted GM General Maintenance Giant Mistake GMC Garage Man`s Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One, Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else How Odd, No Damned Acceleration Has Obnoxious Noise During Acceleration Horsepower Option Never Did Appear HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive JEEP Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Junk in Each and Every Part MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MITSUBISHI Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly MG Money Guzzler MGB Might Go Backwards OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PONTIAC Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair, Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless Very Weird Please feel free to post your own.