Automotive Acronyms

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  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Automobile Acronyms

    ACURA
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

    AMC
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe
    Ain't My Car

    AUDI
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

    BMW
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Big Money Withdrawal
    Burns Money Well
    Basic Marin Wheels (Marin, California)
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring More Wrenches
    Bring My Wallet
    Broken Money Waster
    Bavarian Muck Wagon
    Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    (To the Driver behind one of these) Blocking My Way


    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle Relies On Luck Every Time
    Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques


    CHEVY
    Crappy Heap in Every Vato's Yard

    DAEWOO
    Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete

    DODGE
    Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    Dead On Donner Going East (Donner Pass)
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
    Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
    Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

    FERRARI
    Fast, Exotic, Racy, Red And Really Impractical

    FIAT
    Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It All the Time
    Fix It Again, Tony!

    FORD
    First On Recall Day
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road, Dead
    Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    Formed Of Rejected DNA
    Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    Funny Old Rattling Dump
    Fault Of Research & Development
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
    F*ckin' Oakies Really Dig 'em
    F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
    F*cker Only Rolls Downhill
    Four Old Rusted Doors
    Fails On Race Day
    Fails On Rainy Days
    (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

    GEO
    Good Engineering Overlooked
    Good Engineering Omitted

    GM
    General Maintenance
    Giant Mistake

    GMC
    Garage Man`s Companion
    Got A Mechanic Coming?

    HONDA
    Had One, Never Did Again
    Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
    How Odd, No Damned Acceleration
    Has Obnoxious Noise During Acceleration
    Horsepower Option Never Did Appear

    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

    JEEP
    Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    Junk in Each and Every Part

    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    MITSUBISHI
    Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
    Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

    MG
    Money Guzzler

    MGB
    Might Go Backwards

    OLDSMOBILE
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

    PLYMOUTH
    Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

    PONTIAC
    Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

    PORSCHE
    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

    SAAB
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

    SUBARU
    Screwed Up Beyond All Repair, Usually

    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto
    Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    The One You Ought To Avoid

    TRIUMPH
    This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW
    Virtually Worthless
    Very Weird


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  2. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    Fiat

    fix it again today
    fix it again tomorrow

    I used t work n the docks where they were imported, you would see loads by the side of the road where they had broke down :)
     
  3. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    But I like my Buick...If only they did the Grand National line again *sigh*
     
  4. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    LOL - so true, but I do <3 my Civic :)