At the Grocery Store

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Codasmd, Jun 7, 2003.

  1. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Brutal, but funny.





    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart
    of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of
    romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
    drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
    the cashier. He said, "You must be single."

    The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
    looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly
    unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're
    absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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  3. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    That's old - but my question is this:

    How can she be ugly if beauty is in the eyes of the beholder?
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Because he beheld her ugliness. :p
     
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    And she probably called him a drunkin ass. Where he replied, "Yes I am, but when I wake up tomorrow I'll be sobre and normal. You on the otherhand will still be ugly." :p
     
  6. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    That's one thing about being fat or drunk - ya can always change but when you're ugly - your're ugly - it is a curse being ugly - reminds me of this damnyank I know that has big ears and can not do anything about them!:p :p
     
  7. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    Don't you mean beer-holder?
     
  8. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Very good rushm001 - I wish I would have thought of that one!:D
     
  9. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    now if u were ugly u can go on The Swan on that fox network :) muhaaaaa
     
  10. Bman

    Bman OSNN Veteran Original

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    The Swan is the dumbest show ever!!!