appendectomy

[ZeroHour]

A man scheduled to have an appendectomy was seen running down the hallway just before his operation. A concerned nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the matter?” He said, “Another nurse just said, ‘Don’t worry. It’s a very simple operation. I’m sure it will be alright.’” “I don’t understand. She was just trying to comfort you,” the woman said. “What’s so bad about that?” The man replied, “She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to my doctor.”