"Son's First Game" _________________ The day has finally arrived............ Today is the day you take your son to his first football game. Leading up to the day you have told him about match day, the smell of the fresh cut grass, the hotdogs that taste better at the grounds than anywhere else, the roar of the crowd when the home team scores. You tell him all about the sights & sounds he'll see on that wonderful day. You explain the history of the club and the significance of the match to each and every true supporter. The rules and intricacies are listened to with rapt attention. Your heart swells with pride as your boy, the fruit of your loins, begins his own personal odyssey of love for the beautiful game. However, the only thing he'll remember about the big day is..