annoying kid on the bus

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by cky, Dec 31, 2002.

  1. cky

    cky Guest

    A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
    The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

    The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

    The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
     
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    doh! lol..... :D
     
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    LMAO

    smart kid

    :p :p :p
     
  4. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    :D yeah, very witty of him... lol
     
  5. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    it's a good comeback
     
  6. gothic

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    Nice one...lol

    TOK
     
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  8. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

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    so where'd he get kicked off? lol nice joke