An Excited wife

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Thiis GOOD, must worth a few rep points ;) *runs of to hide in the corner of the room*
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    A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that ofbreeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign thatsaid, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husbandin the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked alittle further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bullmated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That'smore than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."


    Theywalked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "Thisbull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." Thehusband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with thesame cow."
     
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  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    Lol
     
  3. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

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    Hahahaha


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  4. Tittles

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    lol...thats funny :).
     
  5. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

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    Hahahha
     
  6. Geffy

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    nice
     
  7. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    hahaha....that's good!
     
  8. X-Istence

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    Hahaha, that is horrible.
     
  9. hahahhahha
     
  10. tommy

    tommy OSNN Member

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    Wicked mate haha :0
     
  11. Maveric169

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    That is hilarious!
     
  12. leedogg

    leedogg Gojyone kawaiiiiiiii!

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    bwahaha. smackage
     
  13. Steevo

    Steevo Spammer representing. Political User Folding Team

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    Yeah, it could get boring.... *runs and hides too*