An architect, an artist and an IT Tech

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, May 11, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    An architect, an artist and an IT Tech were discussing whether it was better to have a wife or a mistress.
    The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
    The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
    The IT Tech said, "I like both!"
    The artist said "BOTH?"
    The IT Tech explained, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."
     
  2. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    lmao
     
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  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    Rofl :d
     
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  5. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Dont you just love I.T. LOL ;)