Americans dont read this please

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Silvio, Mar 31, 2003.

  1. Silvio

    Silvio Argentinean Dogo

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    You know wich is the only country that does not have insurrections, economic opression or political problems.
    USA
    Why?
    Because they dont have an american embassy.

    And just a thought:
    Why not bomb Texas? They have oil too and its closer!!

    :p
     
  2. Un4gIvEn1

    Un4gIvEn1 Moderator

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    Don't know where you are from dewd... but this is all I have to say.

    What would you do if Saddam came knocking on your door with his WMD? Someone has to put that man down.
     
  3. djwhite

    djwhite OSNN Senior Addict

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    Dude, do you really think that Americans aren't going to read this? You are just asking for trouble here.
     
  4. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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    Vive Los Estados Unidos!:p
     
  5. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    About time something was said about the Yanks lol
     
  6. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lol meh, im canadian, we aint doin nothin, we should have atleast said we would back the US up, but oh well. if it goes on for a while then we will :D


    -Bert
     
  7. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    I don't feel loved...... its sucks prolly being the most hated country in the world..... and what really sucks is if we didn't do the things we do you people would hate us even more......


    you may make fun of our president HE may not be that good of a leader but WE have had some of the best leaders in the world and he prolly won't be re-elected and all we can do is hope that out next leader was better then the last...... but at least our leaders don't kill people in the streets and run a nation with FEAR!!! our nation is willing to fight and die for our freedom and everyone elses on the planet and yet all we get is crap like ohhhh your just there for oil well you know what we have big under ground reserves that can last us like 20 years and if we WANTED his oil and didn't give a rats ass about the people would could have dominated his country in less then a week we could ahve leveled baghdad in a few nights and killed everyone there. but thats NOT why we are there!! .............doesn't matter you wouldn't listen to a "dirty american" anyways had this happen in africa you guys would just say we were there for the diamonds. I would just say hey we should just sit over here on our side of the world and mind our own. But last time we did that hitler came along and you guys did nothing tell it was to late. I just don't understand how you all can hate us soooo much considering that our population came from all your countrys.............. its like saying you hate yourself......... whatever I'm done bounch of haters in this forum makes me depressed
     
  8. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    Hey Silvio. This is the jokes forum. If ya want to knock the good folks of the USA, try another forum. Theres one in Outer Mongolia looking for new members

    From a Brit
     
  9. Lighter

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    Well... *munches on late lunch sammich* ... no prob with the statement/question...everyone is entitled to their own opinions.:eek: We have the freedom of choosing to ignore yours*munches last bit of sammich*so all's good.:rolleyes:
     
  10. Lighter

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    Easy Krux... It ain't worth the effort in here. :)
     
  11. Silvio

    Silvio Argentinean Dogo

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    Exactly, " J O K E S " (get it?)
    IF i d wanted to make a statment i d have wrote in other forum.
    Relax
    :D :D :p :cool: :rolleyes:
     
  12. Lighter

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    With all the bone-head incidents which take place within the US, there's a wealth of truly funny material to harp on. In fact, I seriously doubt any American (myself included) would take offense; we're quite aware of our humerous shortcomings.

    If you were aiming for humor, you kinda missed the broad side of the barn. Try again, the buckshot is free here. :)
     
  13. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    As long as I'm not French...all good. ;)
     
  14. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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  15. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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    Well while I understand this is the Jokes thread/forum but it wasn't a good joke. And I think that alot of people in the US are really getting sick of all the crap we get for doing what no one else in the world has the guts to do. At he same time we get crap when we don't do anything.

    America- The ultimate in the global catch 22. Were damned when we do, and cursed when we don't.
     
  16. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Bad move Silvio. Especially the last remark, "Why not bomb Texas"

    No, NOT a good joke.
     
  17. Silvio

    Silvio Argentinean Dogo

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    Hey Maverick, do what no one else in the world has the guts to do?, What, you mean invade and steal oil? (and i m NOT defending a dictator and killer like Sadam! . Let that be clear!!)
    War for peace? (Yea, thats like: right, lets F*** for virginity!)
    But i dont wanna talk bout that, it belongs to other forum, please.
    Seing you liked so much my jokes i leave you the last: Bush saying : "please dont burn the oil wells, it belongs to the people of Irak!!!",jajajajajajaja. thats a good one! He forgot to say "for now"
     
  18. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    :huh: Not a good joke still, especially with it's title.

    Every joke has some truth in it.
     
  19. Nick M

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    Nicely said! I find truth in the statement, we seem to be in a mess whether we do or we don't.

    Same said for your post regarding that we do things other countries wouldn't have the guts to do.
     
  20. daddyo

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    To quote Alfred E. Neuman of MAD magazine, circa mid-60's, "There ain't nothing more peaceful than a dead body."