How true American Holiday. Osama bin Laden, not feeling very well, decided to visit a Physic to see if she could predict his death. She closed her eyes, and searched into the dark depths of the future. After a few minutes she opened her eyes, and told him that, “He would die on an American Holiday“. “Which one“, ask bin Laden nervously. “It does`nt matter which day“, she replied, “it will be an American Holiday”.