All you need to know about corporate sales

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Jan 11, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

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    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

    That's Direct Marketing.


    You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

    That's Advertising.


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."

    That's Telemarketing.


    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

    That's Public Relations.


    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

    That's Brand Recognition.


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

    That's Customer Feedback!