Alcohol...

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Tabula Rasa, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Not sure if you had enough to drink?, here are 7 signs that will help you decide:

    1. You argue about politics with a chair, and he wins. :confused:

    2. Some pretty girl comes on to you, and you throw up on her. ;)

    3.When your Cell phone rings, you gently cures him, and put him to sleep. :p

    4. You hit your TV because she annoys you. :(

    5. You start crying, and promise the TV it wont happen again. :(

    6. The slice of lemon in your drink seems hilarious to you. :D

    7. you look at the clock and think: it cant be a cow and a half already :confused:

    (Tested and approved!!!, Totally Infantile, But true when your drunk.)
     
  2. something doesnt work out. :)

    but some of those do remind me of something , cant remember what though :confused:
     
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    ha ha ha ha

    I did that

    it was half price drinks all night dunno how much I drank but it was a lot :)

    got chatting to a couple of girls invited them both back to my place
    thought I was up for three in a bed :)

    I was OK until I stepped outside my world started to spin
    without warning a torrent of puke spewed from within

    all I can remember is splattering the girl in front of me
    & a load of other girls screeching and jumping back in horror

    needless to say I went home alone that night

    I can laugh about it now - but at the time it wasn't funny

    :p :p :p
     
  4. i bet they waiting for a chance to do the same to you now :D
     
  5. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    LOL

    I've been puked on loads of times

    3 x kids :eek:

    :p :p :p
     
  6. been pissed on aswell i assume? :p
     
  7. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    LOL

    luckily no

    although they do take the pi$$ quite a lot

    :p :p :p
     
  8. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    3 kids??? and you have time to be on this forums???
    I dont think i can handle 3 kids...
     
  9. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    Woah. Not peed on. That's amazing.
     
  10. EP u got skills i guess :) or someone doing all that stufff for you?

    btw just for record for me, it's only 1 child that is.