Airbag

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 17, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Here`s a great tip .



    Nasty Divorce

    A married couple is driving down the inter-state doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

    The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

    She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too."

    The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need." She asks, "Really? What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
     
  2. Tbird94sc

    Tbird94sc Guest

    sick and twisted....just the way i like it

    LMAO
     
  3. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    Ohhh man thats some good stuff :)
     
  4. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    lmao Good 1 Kirrie :D
     
  5. Rickman

    Rickman OSNN Addict

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    1 up for the good guy
     
  6. emmie-chan

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  7. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Actually heard that one on the radio about a week ago. But I think Kirrie told it with more style. ;)