A Scotsman In A Field

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by stevanhogg, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. stevanhogg

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    A Scotsman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

    The Scotsman shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that âs full Oâ coos Sharn"
    (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow ****.)

    The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".

    The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
     
  2. epk

    epk Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    lol... the scottish always so fond of the english :p
     
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    I'am Scottish :p
     
  4. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    OMG your in aberdeen tooo!
     
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    We are so sorry :p