A Priest and a Nun

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by gonaads, Jan 23, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel.

    The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor problem.

    Priest: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed."

    Sister: "I think that would be okay."

    They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.

    Ten minutes later...

    Sister: "Father, I'm terribly cold."

    Priest: "Okay, I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet."

    Ten minutes later...

    Sister: "Father, I'm still terribly cold."

    Priest: "Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket."

    Ten minutes later...

    Sister: "Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night."

    Priest: "You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket!"

    :eek: :happy:
     
  2. Leo

    Leo OSNN Addict

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    Hhaha !
    Good one!
    I was looking for something dirty but finally got the end eheh!
     
  3. cruiser78

    cruiser78 Me

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  4. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    lmao... You got some good ones Gonaads :cool:
     
  5. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    Very nice! :D