A limerick for fellow Brits

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Guybrush, Oct 28, 2002.

  1. Guybrush

    Guybrush Village Idiot

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    With regards to recent news headlines!!

    There was a young girl called Ulrika
    Who's love life could not be sweater
    Sven was a fan
    She was beaten by Stan
    And shagged by the guy from Blue Peter!!
     
  2. strange, never been able to undersatnd brits' humor. :confused:
     
  3. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Don't think I wanna know
     
  4. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Wawawawawa what?
    You should really stop watching kiddie shows...
     
  5. Mubbers

    Mubbers Shoot! Political User

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    Awesome old chap!!

    Mubbers
     
  6. Guybrush

    Guybrush Village Idiot

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    Thanks Mubbers, I'm glad you appreciate it. It is based on a current news headline in the UK and if you are not abreast of UK News then it will not appeal!!!!
     
  7. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    Har-har-har, rather good old chapie :D


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  8. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    ALAN.
    It looks like we shall have to post British news bulletins from now on. Nice one ALAN.

    Why did you not include me in the poem???? :D :D :D
     
  9. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    I remember reading something about that on The Sun website - so I followed the main idea. heh heh Yes, I still love Page 3!:eek:

    BTW - that was quite a storm you guys had yesterday - thank god I got an e-mail form my neice saying all the in-laws made it through almost unscathed!
     
  10. Mubbers

    Mubbers Shoot! Political User

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    Too right! I was offshore and despite bieng on a fixed installation the rig was still moving about, absolutely attrocious weather.

    Mubbers.

    Note: Off topic, but us Brits will take any opportunity to talk about the weather!! :D
     
  11. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    haha thats quality =)
     
  12. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lol nice,us brits rule!!!!!!!!:D
     
  13. u brits dont make no sence what so ever. who do you all of a sudden rule???
     
  14. Mubbers

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    Rule Britannia!!

    Everyone Maf - but it's not really a recent thing.

    The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!:cool:

    Viscount Mubbers, 2nd Earl of Tallywacker.

    P.S.

    Have you heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater?
     
  15. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Ta Mubbers - now I know why my wife is right about everything - according to her! I knew it had something to do with heritage! ;)
     
  16. Guybrush

    Guybrush Village Idiot

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    I couldn't have put it better myself Mubbers!:D
     
  17. Mubbers

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    GuyBrush

    I've been meaning to ask - what's that a pint of? :D

    Stuck on this rig for a week now and I'm gasping for a pint!! :(

    Tetleys, Boddies, Theakstons... mmmmhhhh


    Mubbers

    Drier than a dingo' arse!!
     
  18. mubbers i tell u now that your "assumption" of being right about everything is really not true :p . sorry to ruin your belief system but it is so.
    and no, i have not heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater? what's that about?
     
  19. Grendel

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    If I'm correct:

    The Mayor of Bayswater, he had a pretty daughter...

    Grendel

    Maybe Mubbers would dare tell the rest?
     
  20. Guybrush

    Guybrush Village Idiot

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    Theakstons Old Perculiar and plenty of it:)

    You can't beat a pint of REAL ALE!!!

    Mouth like a Ghurkas foreskin at the moment, better check out the fridge for a cold one.

    Hoping the seas aren't to rough.

    Seems like Mafia is having trouble understanding the British and our way of thinking!