A horses name!

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]MAN: "What was that for?"[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Barbara Ann written on it?"[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Barbara Ann was the name of one of the horses I bet on."[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off do work around the house. [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]MAN: "What the heck was that for this time?"[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]WIFE: "Your horse called."[/FONT]​
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
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