A guy walking down the street

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. Hesays to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100dollars?

    "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away.He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner beforeshe does.

    "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

    "Listenyou; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around thenext block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
    just once for $10,000 dollars?"

    Shethinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok,just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

    Sothey go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal themost perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabsthem and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them,licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

    The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

    "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."
  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

    Montreal, Quebec
    LOL thats a good one LOL
  3. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

    HAHAHA man thats sooo good
  4. hahahha
  5. tommy

    tommy OSNN Member

    Salisbury. England
    Nice one mate lol