The Seven Dwarves go to Italy to meet the Pope. They ask him, "Are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" The Pope thinks for a minute, then replies, "No, I don’t think so." The dwarves start snickering and ask, "Are there any dwarf nuns in America?" The Pope responds, "No, I don’t think there are any dwarf nuns in America, either." Six of the dwarves start laughing like crazy. The Pope, now curious, asks, "What’s so funny?" The six laughing dwarves chant, in a mocking singsong voice, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"