50 Top Headlines

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Feb 10, 2004.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    50 Top Headlines
    1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    2.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    3.Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be

    4.Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

    5.Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

    6.Farmer Bill Dies in House

    7.Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

    8.Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

    9.Stud Tires Out

    10.Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

    11.Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    12.Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

    13.British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

    14.Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

    15.Eye Drops off Shelf

    16.Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

    17.Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

    18.Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

    19.Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

    20.Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

    21.Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

    22.Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    23.Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    24.Stolen Painting Found by Tree

    25.Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

    26.Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

    27.Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

    28.Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

    29.Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84

    30.War Dims Hope for Peace

    31.If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

    32.Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    33.Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    34.Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

    35.Deer Kill 17,000

    36.Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    37.Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

    38.New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    39.Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    40.Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    41.Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

    42.Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

    43.British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

    44.Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

    45.Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

    46.Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    47.New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

    48.Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

    49.Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

    50.Air Head Fired
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
    Heh, Double entendres are great :D
  3. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

    Los Angeles, CA.
    Yeah...good stuff.