5 blondes and a blind man

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, May 12, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    5 blondes and a blind man (fixed)

    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind, that you should know five things:


    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.


    2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.


    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.


    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.


    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?


    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
    Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

    *FIXED DOUBLE POST PROB
     
    Last edited: May 12, 2005
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  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    Lol
     
  3. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    That is funny :p
     
  4. hahaha
     
  5. Jozhik

    Jozhik OSNN Addict

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    funny joke, but I don't understand the title of the thread - got no connection with the joke @ all :/
     
  6. Nick

    Nick OSNN Lurker

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    It's a double post, looks like the other joke escaped!

    Very funny tho :)
     
  7. Jozhik

    Jozhik OSNN Addict

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    we'll just have to wait for an edit then :p
     
  8. Xie

    Xie - geek - Subscribed User Folding Team

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    I've heard a version of this before, always interesting they are. :p
     
  9. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Double post fixed :D
     
  10. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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    heheeeeeee
     
  11. Grandmaster

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    Hahaha, very good :D
     
  12. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    There are 5 blondes and a blind man in a bar. So the thread title is 5 blondes and a blind man.

    What else is there not to get :dead: :squareeye
     
  13. MicroTechXP

    MicroTechXP OSNN Junior Addict

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    I heard that joke but in a diffrent way..
     
  14. joyojoy

    joyojoy Not all there...

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    Speaking of blondes...

    A blonde is desperate for money and decides to try kidnapping: she goes to a park, grabs a kid and sends him home with a note pinned to his jacket that says: "Send your kid back to the park tomorrow with $10,000, or you'll never see him again. Signed, the Desperate Blonde."

    The next day the kid shows up with the money and a note that says, "Here's your money. I can't believe one blonde would do this to another!"
    :laugh: