30 Harsh things a woman can say to a man.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Nov 5, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
    2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
    3. Why don't we just cuddle?
    4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
    5. Make it dance.
    6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
    7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
    8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
    9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
    10. Oh no... a flash headache.
    11. (giggle and point)
    12. Can I be honest with you?
    13. How sweet, you brought incense.
    14. This explains your car.
    15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
    16. Why is God punishing me?
    17. At least this won't take long.
    18. I never saw one like that before.
    19. But it still works, right?
    20. It looks so unused.
    21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
    22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
    23. Are you cold?
    24. If you get me real drunk first.
    25. Is that an optical illusion?
    26. What is that?
    27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
    28. Does it come with an air pump?
    29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
    30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    You can do that? :confused:

    lol

    Turtle syndrome :p
     
  3. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    well, some of them can be a good compliment as well, depends on how its said.