3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Dec 28, 2006.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.
    Hunting Flies" He responded.
    Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.
    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".


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  2. kcnychief

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    Har, wonder what her reaction to that was :p