Three pastors went on a yearly retreat to a cabin by a lake. While sitting around talking the first night, one Pastor said, "I have something I need to confess. I've been having an affair with my secretary." The other two were shocked and prayed for him immediately. A bit later, one of the other Pastors said, "Well, I have something to confess also. I've embezzled almost $500,000 from my church." They prayed for him immediately. The rest of the weekend went normally, but the third Pastor didn't confess to any great sin. Finally, just before going home, the first two confronted the third. "We've bared our hearts and soul, what about you?" "Well", he said,"I'm not and adulterer or embezzler. My sin is gossip, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME!"