3 Bears in 2003

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Erbmaster, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    THE THREE BEARS IN 2003:


    Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks
    into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he
    squeaks.
    Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
    looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
    Porridge?!!,"he roars.
    Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
    from the kitchen and yells, "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to
    go through this with you idiots?
    It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was
    Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the
    coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and
    put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early
    morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn
    table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter
    box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided
    to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen
    with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one
    more time.






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    "I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET !!
     
  2. djwhite

    djwhite OSNN Senior Addict

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    haha, that's good :D
     
  3. SkazzyUK

    SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie

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    Yup, very good :)

    Skazzy
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    hahahaha.. good twist :D