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  1. bobsalot

    bobsalot Boooooooooooooooooooom

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    A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

    " Hi, is Tony home?"
    " No, he went to the store."
    "Well, you mind if I wait?"
    " No, come in."
    They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
    Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
    They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
    Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
    A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
    Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
     
  2. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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  3. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

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    Steevo Spammer representing. Political User Folding Team

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    So your girlfriend ever give you that $500 Tittles?
     
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    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    :rolleyes:

    What did she have to do to earn it?
     
  7. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    For what?

    My two boobs,two balls and my willy? :lick:
     
  8. KingKian

    KingKian OSNN Addict

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    Make it $600.

    Show her your 2 top boobs, 2balls, willy and crack.
     
  9. Admiral Michael

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    wtf? this thread is starting to hit rock bottom.
     
  10. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    So no to crack!
     
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    *Dave Chappelle Voice* "Y'ALL ACT LIKE CRACK IS SO BAD"

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  12. madmatt

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    Moving on now...
     
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