20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Sep 23, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

    1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

    2. Drive through backwards.

    3. Belch your order.

    4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

    5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

    6. Walk through.

    7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

    8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.

    9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

    10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."

    11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

    12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.

    13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

    14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.

    15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

    16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.

    17. One word: Flatulence!

    18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

    19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

    20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

    20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

    lol...that is good.
  3. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

    Pacific Northwest
    Might I add one? Bring a laminated sign (because anything laminated looks official) and write on it "We are having trouble with our order system. Please speak very loudly so we can hear you."

    The people inside will think the world has gone mad...
  4. chris

    chris Free to Fly

    hehe good ones :D
  5. s.n.a.g

    s.n.a.g Guest

    nasty :D
  6. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  7. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

    Haha, this made me laugh.
  8. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

    Texas, USA
    Very good! :cool:
  9. the milkman

    the milkman OSNN Junior Addict

    leicester england
    very good :):)
  10. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

    Santa Clara, CA
    Maybe I'll try some of these :D
  11. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

    ...order four double quarter pounders with cheese and a small "diet" coke...
  12. GRNDAY

    GRNDAY Guest

    Try going througha nd stoppinbg your car...open the hood and act lkike its broke...take out like rubber chickens, shoes, and stuff lke that