2 women

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Oct 12, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

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    Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!
    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
    What about you?
    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
    1st woman: So what happened?
    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
    I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
    Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!
    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.
    We'd both still be alive.
     
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