2 Italians get on a bus

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by zoey, Dec 10, 2002.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is
    galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
    >
    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses
    come together. I come once-a-more. Two Asses, they
    come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then
    I come one lasta time."
    >
    "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady
    indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about
    our sex lives in public!"
    >
    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who
    talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda
    how to spella...


    Mississippi'"


    >
     
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Har Har, superb, took me a second there to understand it :D
     
  3. zoey

    zoey Guest

    me too!
     
  4. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Heh, makes it more worthwhile
    Reading it, thinking, realisation, laughter :) :D
     
  5. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    * laughing *
     
  6. Octopus

    Octopus Moderator

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    well it's funny but I feel it's riddle not a joke.
     
  7. zoey

    zoey Guest

    I was going to put it in the riddle section, but couldn't find it.:p
     
  8. Octopus

    Octopus Moderator

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    now this is a joke :p
     
  9. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    It took me a minute, but I got it! Lol...