103 Percent

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by damnyank, May 10, 2002.

  1. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    I hope this is not too colorful for this forum!

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
    achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

    What makes life 100%?

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,

    B U L L *poop* (sorry had to edit. you get the picture ;) )
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
    attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.

    But, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
     
  2. Piett

    Piett ...will circle this city

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    Hahah i like it. it speakes to students, such as my self :)
     
  3. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Very good. :D
     
  4. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    hehe, how true :)
     
  5. TheBlueRaja

    TheBlueRaja BR to Some

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    He He

    My preferred method however i s:-

    L A Z Y N E S S

    12 1 26 25 14 5 19 19 = 121%

    Ahhh...

    Time to chill for a while

    :p
     
  6. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Good thinking damnyank. :D :D
     
  7. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    But if you spell

    LAZINESS correctly - it is only worth 105!


    :D :D :D
     
  8. TheBlueRaja

    TheBlueRaja BR to Some

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    :rolleyes:

    Hey, like i said, im a lazy sod.

    What you expect?
     
  9. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    damnyank, nice, heh!