100 way to order pizza

[FishBoy]

hahaha this is so funny
http://www.jokesandhumor.com/pizza.html

 

[Kush]

13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

i like this one lol EDIT: the second one is funny too

 

[the_music_man]

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

i like that one cuz it reminds me when will ferrel was like "I feel like im taking CRAZY pills!!!!!!