1 2 3 4

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    After a few years of married life, a man finds
    that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor,
    and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
    Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your
    mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.

    After a few visits to the psychiatrist, the
    shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could
    possibly be cured." And he refers the man to a witch

    The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He
    throws some powder on a flame and there is a flash
    with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says,
    "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it
    once a year!

    All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise
    for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch
    doctor, "What happens when it's over?"

    The witch doctor says, "All you or your partner
    has to say is'1234' and it will go down. But be
    warned: after that, it will not work again for another

    The guy goes home, and that night he is so
    excited and anxious to surprise his wife. He can't
    wait to go to bed. They get in bed and he says, "123",
    and just like magic, he gets an erection.

    His wife turns over and says, "What did you say
    '123' for?"

    :eek: :p
  2. wulawula

    wulawula OSNN Junior Addict

    great joke!!