0-200 in 2 seconds

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Bucky Badger, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. Bucky Badger

    Bucky Badger OSNN Addict

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    A wealthy husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding
    anniversary.

    His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
    for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the
    wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a
    brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
     
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  2. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    Hahahahaha! That's too good.
     
  3. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    lol, poor sucker :p
     
  4. kk86

    kk86 OSNN One Post Wonder

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    HAHHAHAH good one dude~
     
  5. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

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    lol thats great
     
  6. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Lmao :d
     
  7. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    lol thats funny
     
  8. joyojoy

    joyojoy Not all there...

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    The wife gets even:

    A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”


    His wife got up... unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
     
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    birdy01 OSNN One Post Wonder

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  10. hazmatt87

    hazmatt87 OSNN Junior Addict

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    I said to the bartender, "Ill have what the man on the floor is having!"
     
  11. ejn74

    ejn74 Folding Master! Political User Folding Team

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    Any Idea how true this really is? It is the sad truth that this is the Way of things And I only help it by hooking up your Stinking Cable TV For you.
     
  12. joyojoy

    joyojoy Not all there...

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    Don't lose hope ejn... We've been married almost 26 years and we only watch an average of about 4 hours TV a week. My husband runs 30 miles a week, and I'm doing aikido with my kid. (But I do enjoy a frosty Heiniken with my dinner)...
     
  13. ejn74

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    I will not give up hope I actually watch less tv now then I did when I didn't
    work for the cable company.