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Ok, for some time my taskbar is acting freaky - showing the applications in a very small part of the bar.... annoying yet still easily corrected, even if it had to be done after every startup yet now it is gone completely:dead: , and with Add Toolbar I cannot add this one Anyone got an idea...

A mechanic:smoker:, a lawyer:bandit: and Bill Gates:squareeye are driving around California in a rental. Suddenly the car stalls and stops completely. "I'll have a look at it, maybe I can fix it", the mechanic:smoker: says. "No, no, no way," says the lawyer:bandit:, "we'll wait for the police...

Says a guy to the psychiatrist: "I'm not schizophrenic! And neither am I!"

On a sunny day, a farmer and a priest were hunting in the forest. After some time a bird flew up, the farmer took aim and shot. "Goddamn, missed!" he shouted. The priest said "Don't curse or God will punish you!" Later on the farmer saw a rabbit, shot and missed again. "Goddamn, missed!" he...

I am frequently confronted with mis-spellings of my last name, Krijthe. I see it as Krythe, Krijte, Kryte, it makes you wonder how they misread the name in my e-mail address. Anyways, one time I again got a letter sent to W.W. Krijte and complained about it to a friend. She responded by...

An American is in Australia for the first time and is shown the highlights of the country. The Australian guide shows him Kosciusko Mountain, the highest mountain in Australia. The American responds: "In America, the mountains are muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch higher". The Australian guide shrugs it off...

So far I've got 25 wallpapers here, all size 1024x768 - will put more later on, but I hope you all enjoy them and give me comments on them :) like is a wallpaper :up: or :down: and why? http://www.krijthe.net/index.html?backgrounds.html Uhm, I'd also like to know if in any browser type...