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  1. LilAlex

    Sailor Joke

    In the 17th century, a ship is out on the ocean. All of a sudden, the guy in the crow nest shouts: “Captain, there is an enemy ship on the horizon!!” The Captain says: “Well then men, prepare for battle!” He turns to his first mate and says: “Get me my right shirt!” The battle begins and the...
  2. LilAlex

    A Parrot Joke

    A magician works on a cruise ship and entertains the audience with his show. The only problem is that the captain’s parrot has figured out all his tricks and tells them during the show. “Aaarrr, it’s in his sleeve, it’s in his sleeve, Aaarrr” “Aaarrr, it’s under his hat, it’s under his hat...
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