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:laugh: Was funny while it lasted...

Oh, did I spell my name wrong again? My kindergarten teacher might get very cross with me. I might have to write it on the board 500 times. Then Fern, or should I say mama will have to go to a parent teachers conference. :eek:

Mommy didn't want to tell strangers about me. She said that when the stork dropped me, it was illegitimate. What is illegitimate, and what does it have to do with storks?

My mommy was right about you guys. Teasing them for being in love. Love is such a beautiful and wonderful thing. Don't you think? Oh, and mommy said they dress up in the cow costumes to prevent me from seeing what they look like underneath. Something about it being better to see that at my...