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F@H - Is it in you?
Joined: April 2002
Location: Between Austin and Tampa
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![]() What... the... fudge... How the hell can the guy be a "boy friend" if she's been on the crapper for 2 years and hasn't moved?
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I never said I was nice
Joined: April 2003
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you would have thought he would have get her out of their when there was no more clean dishes
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Joined: December 2003
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That is seriously FUBAR
I would suspect that the boyfriend has a screw loose also to let that happen....WOW |
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OSNN Veteran Addict
Joined: August 2004
Location: California, USA
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Maybe she just had to camp it out? Sheesh guys, be a little more sensitive.
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I may actually be insane.
Joined: March 2002
Location: Midlands, England
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WTF?! There's something definitely wrong with the world today.
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I never said I was nice
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where did he tip his skip, if she was on the bog for two years ?
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I just hope they had at least 1.5 bathrooms in that joint or she would be really smelly by now
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Not Just for Fair Weather
Joined: August 2007
Location: SF Bay Area
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Originally Posted by Carpo
*chuckle*
This story reminds me of an early Nip/Tuck episode where the boys tried to surgically remove a woman from the sofa she'd grown into after sitting there for several years. She was hundreds of pounds. Had truly never left it for years and her husband did everything for her but her nails, which was her daughter's job. She died. Too much blood lost as they tried to separate flesh from nylon fiber. And that's how I remember to push myself away from that last piece of cake. |
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I never said I was nice
Joined: April 2003
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just tell yourself the cake is a lie
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Electronica Addict
Joined: February 2002
Location: Santa Clara, CA
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Quite possibly... THE MOST****ED UP STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD.
WTF! |
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I may actually be insane.
Joined: March 2002
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About the cake being a lie?! I know...
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I never said I was nice
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or is it a lie about the lie ??
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Bow Down to the King
Joined: April 2002
Location: New York
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Ha, ha, ha. Awesome!
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OSNN Senior Addict
Joined: January 2004
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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Originally Posted by AllWeatherGal
That was based off a real woman who sat down and never moved from the chair she was sitting in. Her skin grew into the fabric, and they had to take the chair with her when she died. I saw some of the pics, and it was more than a bit disturbing.
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OSNN Designer
Joined: July 2002
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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wtf for sure, how can someone be in the same place that long, let alone a toliet
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I never said I was nice
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might have been constipated and didn't want to take the chance of leaving in case someone got her seat
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