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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

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This is just...wrong. And funny. Now don't get any weird ideas, Henry


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He married Stevie Nicks
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and i thought i heard it all....

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He got pwned for being too familiar with that there goat

Now can anyone imagine how the marriage ceremony might have gone? :rofl
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That is hillarious lol .. I'll be taking that article to my english class on tuesday lol ..

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Originally Posted by tdinc
and i thought i heard it all....
You can say that again...

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Originally Posted by Grandmaster
This is just...wrong. And funny.
wrong yes

funny?

naaaaaa

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'VE DONE IT'S WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO
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Typical man, can't keep it in his pants
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Originally Posted by perris
wrong yes

funny?

naaaaaa
That was baaaaaaaaa-d

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Typical man, can't keep it in his pants
Not keeping it in your pants is one thing...keeping it OUT of your goat is another...

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If the wedding ends up with offspring, and they look like this



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