The Onion can see the future!

**BouncingSoul** · February 14th, 2006

They were almost two years ahead of their time with this one.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Thats some funny stuff.

synical33 · February 14th, 2006

Dude that new Gillette Fusion is crazy smooth...............I bought it the other day and was worried about it....................but my GF was scared because I might razor in too deep becaue of the Schick Quattro incident I told her about...............next morning I go ahead and shave with this device and was like damn..............this thing is super smooth and it does not cut through the skin.....................and the 6th Blade is awesome PRECISION TRIMMING oh thats the one that got me..................I love this razor

I LOVE YOU FUSION.............so far

**perris** · February 14th, 2006

that is a great friggin page..overtones, undertones, inuendo

reps

**omg its nlm** · February 14th, 2006

Some day I will be able to shave....

**BouncingSoul** · February 14th, 2006

Originally Posted by NLM

Some day I will be able to shave....

That could be the funniest thing I've ever read.

**omg its nlm** · February 14th, 2006

Originally Posted by BouncingSoul

That could be the funniest thing I've ever read.

Hey its not funny!

I am only 23!

**Grandmaster** · February 14th, 2006

Ahh, The Onion.

The only thing that keeps hundreds of college students sane during an economics lecture.

**fitz** · February 14th, 2006

Yeah.. i remember that article being mentioned alot a couple months back on some other sites I visit that were talking about the trade rumers that gillette was coming out with this.

**Steevo** · February 14th, 2006

I started shaving at 13.

Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it.

**omg its nlm** · February 14th, 2006

Originally Posted by Steevo

I started shaving at 13.

Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it.

Well I used to have hair on my butt.....

**Steevo** · February 14th, 2006

Originally Posted by NLM

Well I used to have hair on my butt.....

:TMI:

My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know.

Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy.

**omg its nlm** · February 14th, 2006

Originally Posted by Steevo

:TMI:

My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know.

Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy.

now thats TMI!

**BouncingSoul** · February 14th, 2006

Originally Posted by Steevo

:TMI:

My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know.

Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy.

I'm seeing visions of the 40 Year-old Virgin ..... YEOOOOOW KELLY CLARKSON!

**omg its nlm** · February 14th, 2006

Originally Posted by BouncingSoul

I'm seeing visions of the 40 Year-old Virgin ..... YEOOOOOW KELLY CLARKSON!

**Nick M** · February 15th, 2006

Originally Posted by Steevo

Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it.

Amen to that. Pain in the ass, 'specially if you need to look presentable and "clean" for work and takes FOREVER

**fitz** · February 15th, 2006

Originally Posted by Nick M

Amen to that. Pain in the ass

Well, we could ask NLM how much a pain it is in the ass...

Originally Posted by NLM

Well I used to have hair on my butt.....

'specially if you need to look presentable and "clean" for work and takes FOREVER

You could always go for an *shudder* electric razor. They are a lot quicker.. just don't shave as close

**Nick M** · February 15th, 2006

Haha, I did go for an electric razor. I'm not a morning person ( has anyone seen Shaun of the Dead? If so, the part where he gets up in the morning - that's me

) and the very last thing that I want to do when I rumble out of bed is to shave.

Cheers for unemployment though, lately I haven't been worried about appearence at all.

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BouncingSoul Stranger Than Fiction Joined: January 2004 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 1,289 Reputation: 877 Power: 122	The Onion can see the future! They were almost two years ahead of their time with this one. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930 Thats some funny stuff.

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synical33 X2 & Lovin' It Joined: July 2004 Location: California, US Posts: 313 Reputation: 110 Power: 100	Re: The Onion can see the future! Dude that new Gillette Fusion is crazy smooth...............I bought it the other day and was worried about it....................but my GF was scared because I might razor in too deep becaue of the Schick Quattro incident I told her about...............next morning I go ahead and shave with this device and was like damn..............this thing is super smooth and it does not cut through the skin.....................and the 6th Blade is awesome PRECISION TRIMMING oh thats the one that got me..................I love this razor I LOVE YOU FUSION.............so far

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perris OSNN Godlike Veteran Joined: January 2002 Location: new york Posts: 12,258 Reputation: 4333 Power: 291	Re: The Onion can see the future! that is a great friggin page..overtones, undertones, inuendo reps IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'VE DONE IT'S WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO

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Grandmaster Electronica Addict Joined: February 2002 Location: Santa Clara, CA Posts: 10,574 Reputation: 2960 Power: 260	Re: The Onion can see the future! Ahh, The Onion. The only thing that keeps hundreds of college students sane during an economics lecture.

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fitz *XPista7eopardix Joined: April 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 4,028 Reputation: 2947 Power: 168**	Re: The Onion can see the future! Yeah.. i remember that article being mentioned alot a couple months back on some other sites I visit that were talking about the trade rumers that gillette was coming out with this. Hee-hee! Evil makes my buttocks tingle.

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Steevo Spammer representing. Joined: September 2004 Posts: 2,566 Blog Entries: 2 Reputation: 1630 Power: 136	Re: The Onion can see the future! I started shaving at 13. Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it. Meow. Equal oppertunity hater.

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omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Joined: January 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,829 Reputation: 1210 Power: 132	Re: The Onion can see the future! Originally Posted by Steevo I started shaving at 13. Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it. Well I used to have hair on my butt..... \| Vista Ultimate \| AMD 4900 \| Nvidia 9600 512 \| 2 gigs Corsair Ram \| Cooler Master Stacker 830 \|Dell 22 Inch Wide screen \|

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Steevo Spammer representing. Joined: September 2004 Posts: 2,566 Blog Entries: 2 Reputation: 1630 Power: 136	Re: The Onion can see the future! Originally Posted by NLM Well I used to have hair on my butt..... :TMI: My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know. Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy. Meow. Equal oppertunity hater.

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omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Joined: January 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,829 Reputation: 1210 Power: 132	Re: The Onion can see the future! Originally Posted by Steevo :TMI: My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know. Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy. now thats TMI! \| Vista Ultimate \| AMD 4900 \| Nvidia 9600 512 \| 2 gigs Corsair Ram \| Cooler Master Stacker 830 \|Dell 22 Inch Wide screen \|

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BouncingSoul Stranger Than Fiction Joined: January 2004 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 1,289 Reputation: 877 Power: 122	Re: The Onion can see the future! Originally Posted by Steevo :TMI: My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know. Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy. I'm seeing visions of the 40 Year-old Virgin ..... YEOOOOOW KELLY CLARKSON!

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omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Joined: January 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,829 Reputation: 1210 Power: 132	Re: The Onion can see the future! Originally Posted by BouncingSoul I'm seeing visions of the 40 Year-old Virgin ..... YEOOOOOW KELLY CLARKSON! \| Vista Ultimate \| AMD 4900 \| Nvidia 9600 512 \| 2 gigs Corsair Ram \| Cooler Master Stacker 830 \|Dell 22 Inch Wide screen \|

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Nick M OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: July 2002 Posts: 3,961 Reputation: 370 Power: 162	Re: The Onion can see the future! Originally Posted by Steevo Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it. Amen to that. Pain in the ass, 'specially if you need to look presentable and "clean" for work and takes FOREVER

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fitz *XPista7eopardix Joined: April 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 4,028 Reputation: 2947 Power: 168**	Re: The Onion can see the future! Originally Posted by Nick M Amen to that. Pain in the ass Well, we could ask NLM how much a pain it is in the ass... Originally Posted by NLM Well I used to have hair on my butt..... 'specially if you need to look presentable and "clean" for work and takes FOREVER You could always go for an shudder electric razor. They are a lot quicker.. just don't shave as close Hee-hee! Evil makes my buttocks tingle.

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Nick M OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: July 2002 Posts: 3,961 Reputation: 370 Power: 162	Re: The Onion can see the future! Haha, I did go for an electric razor. I'm not a morning person ( has anyone seen Shaun of the Dead? If so, the part where he gets up in the morning - that's me ) and the very last thing that I want to do when I rumble out of bed is to shave. Cheers for unemployment though, lately I haven't been worried about appearence at all.