Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts

**VenomXt** · January 18th, 2006

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

ROLF

This is what it is about

this is so my fav one.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

**Electronic Punk** · January 18th, 2006

Nice

**Khayman** · January 18th, 2006

Thats some quality pimpage by the chuckmeister

**Electronic Punk** · January 18th, 2006

Just realised chucknorris.com is blocked by our proxy. Must be too hardcore.

**VenomXt** · January 18th, 2006

Originally Posted by Electronic Punk

Just realised chucknorris.com is blocked by our proxy. Must be too hardcore.

it cant be.. nothing can block chuck norris. HA!

**kcnychief** · January 18th, 2006

I don't know, this picture is pretty shocking

**Khayman** · January 18th, 2006

Originally Posted by VenomXt

it cant be.. nothing can block chuck norris. HA!

What happened was the site was so extreme and hardcore and just too manly, EP's network couldn't handle it and died

**Sazar** · January 18th, 2006

The chucknorrisfacts site is the most ridiculously hilarious thing I recently read

**VenomXt** · January 18th, 2006

you only think its ridiculousl then chuck norris roundhouse kicks you in the face.

**muzikool** · January 18th, 2006

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

**VenomXt** · January 18th, 2006

woudnt chuck norris chuck the woodchuck and wear him as a hat?

**Petros** · January 18th, 2006

As soon as I logged onto the site, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me through my computer screen. I'm now paralyzed from the eyebrows down.

**Mastershakes** · January 18th, 2006

Originally Posted by Electronic Punk

Just realised chucknorris.com is blocked by our proxy. Must be too hardcore.

Victim of another Roundhouse EP. You can't keep him out, might as well move the servers to Fort Knox.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

- my fav. heheh

screw that.... I found my new new fav....

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

**X-Istence** · January 18th, 2006

He sold out, chuck should have said 'Yep, that's me!' and everyone would have known that he was joking. They are awesomely funny!

onimkron · January 18th, 2006

Can't believe he actually responsed to the whole 'generated facts' thing. I'd like to see Vin Diesel do the same

**muzikool** · January 18th, 2006

Chuck Norris is kind of a tool...

and when I say "kind of," I mean absolutely 100% without question...

and when I say "tool," I mean completely washed-out loser trying to make money off unexplainable past success.

**VenomXt** · January 18th, 2006

* chuck norris flys out of Muzik's closet and roundhouse kicks him in face*

**Johnny** · January 18th, 2006

Chuck Norris, Van Dam, Segal. Who would win ?? Deff Norris .. I always like Chuck Norris for some reason.

**Tittles** · January 19th, 2006

Against All Odds

Why Chuck Norris Is A Bad Ass

Conan Meets Walker

**Geffy** · January 19th, 2006

Originally Posted by onimkron

Can't believe he actually responsed to the whole 'generated facts' thing. I'd like to see Vin Diesel do the same

I'd like to see Admiral Ackbar do the same for his 'facts' site. Now that would be cool

January 18th, 2006	Top \| #1
VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Joined: March 2004 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 3,442 Reputation: 1240 Power: 146	Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris ROLF This is what it is about this is so my fav one. Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. www.venomxt.com

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Electronic Punk The Last High Joined: December 2001 Location: London Posts: 18,510 Blog Entries: 51 Reputation: 3652 Power: 349	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts Nice

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Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Joined: January 2002 Location: England Posts: 5,514 Reputation: 1210 Power: 194	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts Thats some quality pimpage by the chuckmeister "I'm on the server side. I don't know what side you're on"

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Electronic Punk The Last High Joined: December 2001 Location: London Posts: 18,510 Blog Entries: 51 Reputation: 3652 Power: 349	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts Just realised chucknorris.com is blocked by our proxy. Must be too hardcore.

January 18th, 2006	Top \| #5
VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Joined: March 2004 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 3,442 Reputation: 1240 Power: 146	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts Originally Posted by Electronic Punk Just realised chucknorris.com is blocked by our proxy. Must be too hardcore. it cant be.. nothing can block chuck norris. HA! www.venomxt.com

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Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Joined: January 2002 Location: England Posts: 5,514 Reputation: 1210 Power: 194	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts Originally Posted by VenomXt it cant be.. nothing can block chuck norris. HA! What happened was the site was so extreme and hardcore and just too manly, EP's network couldn't handle it and died "I'm on the server side. I don't know what side you're on"

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VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Joined: March 2004 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 3,442 Reputation: 1240 Power: 146	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts you only think its ridiculousl then chuck norris roundhouse kicks you in the face. www.venomxt.com

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muzikool Act your wage. Joined: December 2001 Location: Texas, USA Reputation: Yes, please. Posts: 7,626 Reputation: 2900 Power: 232	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

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VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Joined: March 2004 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 3,442 Reputation: 1240 Power: 146	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts woudnt chuck norris chuck the woodchuck and wear him as a hat? www.venomxt.com

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Petros Thief IV Joined: May 2003 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 3,038 Reputation: 1647 Power: 156	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts As soon as I logged onto the site, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me through my computer screen. I'm now paralyzed from the eyebrows down.

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Mastershakes OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: July 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,721 Reputation: 1040 Power: 124	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts Originally Posted by Electronic Punk Just realised chucknorris.com is blocked by our proxy. Must be too hardcore. Victim of another Roundhouse EP. You can't keep him out, might as well move the servers to Fort Knox. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. - my fav. heheh screw that.... I found my new new fav.... Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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X-Istence * Joined: December 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,496 Reputation: 2808 Power: 220	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts He sold out, chuck should have said 'Yep, that's me!' and everyone would have known that he was joking. They are awesomely funny! An engineers technical notebook

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onimkron OSNN Senior Addict Joined: January 2004 Posts: 414 Reputation: 160 Power: 107	Re: Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts Can't believe he actually responsed to the whole 'generated facts' thing. I'd like to see Vin Diesel do the same

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