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July 25th, 2005
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Irish Daughter
Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!" The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!" "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate for 5 million Euros. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." Her Father says, "Now what was it you said you had become?" Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said 'a Protestant'. Come here and give your old man a hug!" |
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July 25th, 2005
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Blame me for the RAZR's
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Re: Irish Daughter
hqhqahahahhaahahahah
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July 25th, 2005
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Beware the G-Man
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Re: Irish Daughter
hahahahaha... Daaaaaaaaaamn.
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July 25th, 2005
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Secret Goat Fetish
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Re: Irish Daughter
rofl
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July 25th, 2005
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Feeeesh
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Re: Irish Daughter
hahahahaha
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July 25th, 2005
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Re: Irish Daughter
With my last name being O'Reilly I find this to be very close to the true nature of our being !
LOLOLOL |
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July 25th, 2005
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I Rule
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Re: Irish Daughter
I have an Irish surname too but only by marriage
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July 25th, 2005
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OSNN Junkie
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Re: Irish Daughter
O'Reilly... Kremit looks effi'n st0ned in that pic! LOL
Hope all is well in Mtl... miss my home. With a name like Ryan, I can only HOPE *fingers crossed* to have a daughter like that 
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